Hoodie - Put down your smartphone
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🧟♂️ Hoodie - Zombie - Put down your smartphone, come back to real life.
Looking for a hoodie that does more than just keep you warm? Put on this textile bombshell and become a messenger of the collective awakening.
This isn’t just a garment.
It’s a gentle wake-up call to digital zombification.
A reminder that life isn't lived through a screen, but in every heartbeat, every burst of laughter, every moment of true presence.
💥 For awakened souls.
📵 For those who choose to live rather than scroll.
🔥 For those who dare to start a gentle revolution, a sacred disconnection.
Join the clan of the living. And do it with style.
✨ Printed on demand by:
OPT OnDemand (Europe)
Product features
- Structured design with side seams for added durability
- Adjustable hood with drawstring for a personalized fit
- Large kangaroo pocket to keep hands warm
- Made from a comfortable blend of ring-spun cotton and polyester
- WRAP, Sedex, and PETA certified for responsible sourcing
Care instructions
- Machine wash cold (max. 30 °C)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry at low heat
- Do not dry clean
| Size chart, cm | S | M | L | XL | 2XL |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, cm | 51.00 | 56.00 | 61.00 | 69.00 | |
| Length, cm | 67.00 | 70.00 | 73.00 | 76.00 | 79.00 |
| Sleeve length, cm | 59.00 | 60.50 | 62.00 | 63.50 | 65.00 |
AI-generated images: the models shown in these product images were generated by artificial intelligence. The design and product features correspond to the item offered for sale.
EU representative: Perez The Girl Next Door Shop, hello@thegndshop.com, c/o ExpertFid & Audit SA, Rue de Bourg 27, Lausanne, VD, 1003, CH
Product information: AWDIS JH001, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: No age restrictions
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean